Bad Dog | Levi x Reader |

life was great for Levi living in a new apartment with his girlfriend of 3 years, days where spent with playful bickering and teasing and their afternoons where spent cuddling on the couch with a few occasional arguments mainly over their new dog which Levi one did not like because it shits all over the house and two _____ is giving it too much affection, but those arguments usually ended with nightly makeup sex, yep life was good, Levi could feel his girlfriend stringing beside him which was a little surprising seeing as she sleeps like a log and doesn't wake up till like 3 none the less Levi wrapped his arm around her bringing her closer to him know suddenly Levi began to feel wet licks against his neck he smirked to himself "mhm, you're not usually this rowdy in the morning _____" Levi chuckled enjoying the sensation on his neck know it felt a little ticklish but he enjoyed it "dammit brat you're making me horny and it's not even 8 yet" Levi still half asleep kissed his girlfriend roughly tongue and all


you opened your eyes slowly you could feel something kicking against your back you sighed but smiled slowly "looks like Rover snuck in again Levi...Levi?" you leaned up and turned to face your boyfriend but nothing could prepare you for what you were about to see, Levi your boyfriend passionately making out with the dog you immediately covered your mouth to stop your laughter from bursting through Rover your lovely boxer was just licking away at Levi's face you knew he loved giving kisses he licked you all the time to Levi's much annoyance but this this was a sight to behold "oh my fucking god" you whispered, you quickly pulled out your phone and started recording this would be your absolute best blackmail

"mhm _____" Levi had practically moaned out oh my lord he thinks its you okay seriously you were gonna piss yourself from laughing in a minute okay regardless how hilarious it was seeing your boyfriend makeout with the dog it was all very gross instead of pulling Rover off and saving Levi the embarrassment you crept out of the bed and stood at the doorway before shouting

"Levi honey you want somebreakfast!" you saw Levi's whole body freeze he slowly opened his eyes oh god the horror on his face was too much you burst out laughing bowling over clutching your sides 

"arhhh!" Levi had pushed Rover away who happily came over to you licking your cheek, Levi had climbed out of bed the horror and disgust still etched out on his face "oh my oh god ew" you lost it 

"hahaha! ha oh my oh my god you were practically snogging the dog!" Levi glared at you furious and incredibly embarrassed 

"shut up! brat i-i though it was you!"

"i could see that seeing as how moaned my name while passionately, let me say it again" you paused for dramatic affect "snogging the dog!" Levi glared at you before suddenly freezing 

"oh my god that dog, that dogs licks his own balls...i-i had that dogs tongue down my throat i...i'm gonna be sick!" Levi all but sprinted to bathroom slamming the door shut while you continued to roll on the floor laughing poor Levi you'll never let this one down


{extra}

"wow Levi you know finding you in bed with someone else was traumatic i'm just glad it didn't get, too hairy"

"who let the dogs out woof! woof! woof!"

"somebody's been a bad dog!, and no it's not Rover" 

"i never knew you had a, pet fetish Levi should i buy you a collar?"

Levi was about to break his teacup from how tightly he was holding it, suddenly know you had wrapped your arms around him from behind "i'm sorry babe" you kissed his neck lightly Levi fought the urge to blush he was still mad but your kisses where rather, calming "say, why don't we get a little....roof tonight" needless to say Levi did smash his teacup but not from his grip, from smashing it over your head